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excellent artwork with an audience of maybe 3 people
#did umineko south park swapsies as a bit because haha Group Of 4 Kids 3 with Both Parents One With Just A Mom where have I heard that before#but then I got to 'beatrice is butters because duh' and it fired a few too many electrons of sense in my brain I think#anyway going down to rokkenjima gonna see if I can't unwind. they would be great friends#ghozt art#shitpost#<- of the highest caliber#butters stotch#leopold butters stotch#beatrice the golden witch#beatrice umineko#umineko#south park
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Jason Todd: If you don't murder this man right now, then you don't love me
Bruce Wayne: dude...
#like#sir#in no way is that a normal expectation#or rational thought process#it's such immature black and white thinking#which is hilarious when paired with the mastermind plan he orchestrated BY HIMSELF#he's a genius and a dumbass#both to the highest caliber#dc#dc comics#red hood#batman#under the red hood#jason todd#bruce wayne#text post
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Can you tell who my favorite character is right now...
#I LOVE HIM#RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#sorry guys I really love luciel too but zagan is like#sorry I#exactly my type of everything idfk#it's. the#his.#uhhhmmmmmmm#wowie...#I have been drawing him a LOT......#I have other drawings of him too but uh#I DIDNT WANT THERE TO BE TOO MANY HAHAHAH#I wanted just the highest caliber#the peak#the best of the best#only the top#the cream of the crop#AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU#fuck I wanna make his comic so bad so I can draw him 1 million times#I also love luciel but luciel is more contextual okay#in the context of the comic I actually like luciel more...?#cause theyre fucking NICE okay#zagan is an asshole hes like extremely a bad person#but for illustrations#and little animations....#fuuuuuuuck aha.........#anyways I'm not gonna tag this one much other than rambles cause it's just reposting my art#also it would be rlly funny if people were like WHAT IS HE FROM#like from my fucking brain I'm sorry#you cant read the comic yet IM SORRY IM SORRY
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can someone link that one post about how faultline is a horrible ghoul of the worst caliber
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which work employed the literary device of staging a play within a play in a way more poignant and thought-provoking, not to say revolutionary and leaving a lasting impact on western literature: william shakespeare's hamlet or legends of avantris' once upon a witchlight (season 1 episode 30 'phantom of the hoppera')? there is a correct answer to this
#genuinely started applauding unironically sitting all by myself on my balcony at the end of that fjsajkdhfkasj#wiggle wog..... will your death ever stop haunting the narrative (and let kremy stop having to respectfully take his hat off)#legends of avantris#once upon a witchlight#it gave us glorious coalecroux it gave us character moments it gave us torbeka and drunk twig and political machinations/hijinks#it was wall to wall nonsense of such highest caliber exquisiteness and I'm so grateful to have known it
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A lil Miles sketch from the epilogues
#ace attorney#miles edgeworth#oh what oh what could he be looking at#its a mystery#a mystery of the highest caliber
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𝐡 𝐨 𝐰 𝐥 .
Nika Schwartz x OC (Sigrid) 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬: popped on florence + the machine while editing this one before posting. hope y'all like this one, it was a joint idea when i was talking with friends about some ideas and the thought of "needy ikevil boys" came up along with...I think a twitter post that said something like "asking for the 'magic words' and they say 'i love you.'" Needless to say, Nika instantly came to mind.
𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: established relationship, oc insert, pwp because these two are cute and i love them, descriptive smut.
It had been a long few months since Nika had seen Sigrid, and having her back in his arms as she all but ran up to the dock to meet him was something that melted that ice in his veins as he twirled her in his arms, light as a feather, burying his nose in the crook of her neck. It felt like an eternity before he pulled back slightly.
“I missed you so much.” She murmured sweetly against his ear, the two only separating when the ship’s horn sounded, signaling the boarding for the vessel once more bound to Germany
Mid-voyage on the vessel wasn't very eventful in the coming weeks at sea, but the events within the room the two shared was...quite lively in contrast.
“Mmf…Sig…!” Nika moaned, his head tilted back as he pressed the edges of the pillow to his temples to try and calm himself while his partner straddled his hips, curves gently bouncing on him. The softness of her skin reminded him of a creamy gelatin as he reached up toward her, groaning when she smirked down at him and leaned away from his touch.
“What do we say when we want something really badly, darling?” The woman coaxed out of him, making him whine as she lifted her folds all the way up to his tip only to sink all the way back down, his breath quickening.
“Sigrid, please I’m begging…!”
“What’s the magic words when you want something, Nika?” She purred sweetly.
“I-I love you so much, Sigrid…!” He moaned out, chest heaving in quick succession before clapping a hand over his mouth as it sunk in what he did, his blue eyes wide in a mix of shock and embarrassment that almost made him feel like he was in Ring’s shoes for once.
The smirk that lifted on her lips made an involuntary shiver go through him as she plopped herself down on his hips, humming.
“Seems like you missed me more than I thought, hm? Let me make that up to you, my darling.” She hummed as her hips lifted and lowered in a steady rhythm over his, Vogel’s shield all but reduced to putty under her as he gasped and cursed, clinging desperately to her hips to try and ground himself a bit.
Giving her a proper professing of love was something he wouldn’t have imagined doing not so long ago, but now, with the way his heart flooded in warmth watching Sigrid indulge him with a soft smile on her lips as her eyes fluttered closed, he couldn’t help but feel his heart continue to melt.
“I love you.” The words escaped him again as he scratched lightly at the skin of her back while she moved her hips, smiling and capturing his lips with hers, “Mn, I love you.” Nika whimpered against her mouth, hungrily kissing her and tugging her hips close as possible to his each time she lowered onto him.
“Je t’aime aussi, mon trésor.” She kissed down his neck, feeling his needy moans vibrate against her lips through his throat, “You do so well when I tease you. Go ahead, take your time.” She hummed, smiling as he rolled them over, hovering over her and taking her in, watching the faint glimmer of sweat from how hard she worked to bounce on him. His eyes almost glowed as each movement of her folds sinking around him threatened to make his haughty front break into a million pieces. Well, not that it mattered today. Sig had made sure by now to thoroughly tease the fight right out of Nika, the only thing left of him was his desire to please and be pleased.
“I want more…Please.”
“Go on, then.” She hummed, kissing his ear as he whined against her neck, starting to rut his hips into her more.
Nika felt the way she lightly throbbed around him, gasping and moaning as he looked up with his chin resting between her breasts to meet her eyes, tucking back her fringe to see both gold and aqua hues with ease as he set a lazy but eager pace with his hips, “Ah..!” His breathing came out in low gasps, her body squeezing him tighter the more he worked his hips into her, velvety walls dragging over him with each thrust.
“F-Fuck…!” Nika cursed, brows and nose scrunching up as he started to angle his hips deeper, earning a much-desired yelp or two from Sigrid. The surprise in her voice soothing the aching in his chest, if only slightly. His thumbs dug into her hips until he was sure he would leave a mark, “Sigrid!” He whined, angling deeper into her as he drove his hips home, making her gasp in pleasure each time, soothing him the slightest bit with gentle endearments. His strained calls and chants of her name shook his body each time he moved in her, hands grasping her pelvis firmly.
“Ni..ka…s-slow down, I can’t keep up! Ugh..!” She gasped, cheeks flushed deeply as she clawed at his shoulders and back, “C-Can’t ..! Cl..ose…!” A mix of her words and the building sensation in the pit of his stomach pitched him over the edge as he gave a few more deep thrusts, feeling the tip of his length hit that sweet spot inside her that squished against him delightfully and made his eyes roll back as he came inside. Nika ducked his head to kiss her as he moved a few more times, much more gentle as his lover’s orgasm shook her body, crying his name as her plump thighs squeezed against his sides.
“I’m going…to fucking…put you on a leash…if you…keep this up.” Sig struggled to catch her breath, his arms gently drew her up to sit with him once he pulled out, his own chest heaving in excitement. Even to her, he looked like the happiest man in the world right now as he nuzzled into her chest.
Once she caught her breath, she glanced down at where the elder Schwartz’s cheek rested on her chest. His eyes had slipped closed, but flickered open when they felt her gaze. He reached up and brushed her hair from her cheek so he could see both eyes, shimmering gently in all their gold and aquamarine glory.
“Penny for your thoughts?” She hummed, gently combing through his wavy tresses.
“I like when you let me take over after you’ve teased me. It’s exciting.”
“That only tells me so much. You of all people shouldn’t be mincing words, darling.”
“I like when I can squeeze you, hold you down and make you mine until you’re gasping for breath and begging me to relax.” His cheeks were stained the faintest color of flush, wanting to hide in her chest.
“That sounds wonderful. Especially when I know you’ve been missing me.” She teased lightly, watching him pout his bottom lip as he straightened up in her arms, looking down at her with furrowed brows. He nearly protested before she put a thumb on his bottom lip, a gentle laugh leaving her, “Of course, I only know you missed me, because I know I missed you. And I’m happy to be coming with you.” She admitted, her cheeks the faintest shade of red as well. Blue eyes shimmered happily as Nika nuzzled his cheek against hers, “I’m not letting you out of my sight again, mein rotkehlchen. Never again.” He practically growled into her skin, the black swan and the prince clinging tightly to one another as the glow of the moon bounced off their bodies through the small window of their ship’s cabin, joined as one body.
lace headers by saradika.
#drac writes#ikemen villains#ikevil#ikevil nica#ikevil nika#nica schwarz#nika schwartz#ikevil sigrid#ikevil oc#smut of the highest caliber
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a little sketch for @not-so-austen ‘s ‘fix-it’ fic Fighting the Fall. It’s such a beautiful story that made me fall absolutely in love with the idea of these two. I’m so glad I found it 🥹 they deserve everything good in this world.
#you wrote many kinds of forehead presses and i just had to do one 🥹#it’s a slow burn of the highest caliber and worth every minute of waiting#its also probably the longest fic I’ve ever read 😂 a lovely 400k journey#daryl dixon#paul rovia#desus twd#Daryl Dixon x Paul Rovia#twd fanart#desus fanart#if any of you are desus fans and haven’t read it.. I highly recommend it!!#i tried coloring this but i couldn’t get it to look right :/#simple is better#misc fanart
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a wild silly has appeared
Waaaiiiit a second, this is ur silly!!! :0
OH MY GOSH- MY SILLY!!! <3 <3 <3
#he is such a silly#just a lil guy#a goober of the highest caliber#lol#ally asks#FAN ART ;v;#LS Mikey#little subjects au#LS AU
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ATLA for the ask game!!
*stares blankly at my screen as I try to remember the last time I've felt any strong emotion for an AtLA character*
(no genuinely those guys just kinda Exist to me istg I’m not invested even when I’m actively rewatching the show)
blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) – This one’s easy: Azula. One does not simply go through their teenage years as a severely mentally ill girl with a shitty dad and emotionally absent mom who favours the other child and end up normal about Azula lmao. I need any and every canon media to leave her the fuck alone. No I do not have a vision as to what happens to her post canon. Yes I do think that what the creators went with sucks ass and thus is not canon in my multiverse thank you very much
scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) – Appa. Just Appa. As a bonus, baby Appa. I need a plush of him more than I need to breathe (though Hanička might get to it so.. how good that idea is may be debatable). Oh, and The Duke. Have you ever seen him hugging Toph in the background of the last episode (I believe)?? Babies, absolute babies, they deserve the world, your honour
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) – …. Mai? I feel like Mai doesn’t get enough love in the fandom. My current objective is trying to get the friend I’m making watch AtLA for the first time like her :P
glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) – Okay, I’m gonna be honest, I’ve thought over this one for a good 20 minutes and haven’t been able to come up with anything because I Genuinely Do Not Care That Much, but during this past rewatch I’ve been doing with my friends I have had a *Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme* moment at every reference to Yangchen thanks to A CERTAIN SOMEONE, so… might not be me who never shuts up about her, but she still counts (though I did go on a small infodump when my friend asked me “which one’s that one?” during the Avatar State montage in Book 2 Episode 1, so… perhaps there is more of a case to be made here). Oh, and Smellerbee. I wanna know what Smellerbee’s deal is. No one ever talks about Smellerbee :/
poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) – Hama. Partially for Ming-Hua related reasons, partially because I’m obsessed with the concept of bloodbending (and yet cannot give two shits about Amon or Tarrlok 🤔 Hm, correction: the concept of bloodbending women :D), partially because I wholeheartedly believe that she was brought back to the South Pole and she and Kanna got to be lesbians together for whoever many years they had left – side note, how come every bloodbending woman is a lesbian? – and there’s a certain subsection of the fandom who have proven to not be able to be normal about victims of colonisation, hence the “problematic” category. (Also… not a character, but the Great Divide is a fun episode and you all are way too mean about it. Yes, it does have some.. questionable implications, but all the arguments about how it doesn’t further the plot are stupid as fuck because IMO, if we have time for half a dozen random Fire Nation adventures and a whole episode dedicated to Zuko’s sob story and the trashfire that Ember Island Players is, we have time for the Great Divide. Argue with a wall)
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) – Zuko. This is because I do not like him. No further commentary lest this fandom tear me to pieces. And Jet. This is also because I do not like him. And Sokka. But I actually do like him, I just think it’s funny when he suffers (/affectionate)
eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) – Pakku. It has been 11 years since I watched AtLA for the first time and never once have I been convinced that Kanna actually married him. Absolutely not, to superhell with you. If there’s any NWT waterbender who deserves to get with Kanna, it’s Yugoda. Hama/Kanna/Yugoda polycule when???
#this took me. no joke. an hour to do#it has never occurred to me how much I just.. don’t care about AtLA characters lmao#this is very much an LoK zone. if not a MoM zone#I think it’s cause. like I said. I’ve been into this show since I was 6#I’ve rewatched AtLA so many times that I’m just beyond caring#I know every plot point beat by beat. I know what happens to every character#I know it’s useless to worry about high stakes bc it’s all gonna work out in the end#I can practically quote the damn thing in its entirety#you get my point?#so even rewatching the show is less me being invested in it and more me being curious about my friend’s reactions#I like these guys well enough but none of them make me scream and chew glass and sob hysterically like LoK characters or OCs do#so honestly I’d never call any of them any tumblr terms#those are reserved for the Highest Caliber of emotional response. I feel like#most of this was written with an ‘eh. close enough’ attitude#which I feel sounds very mean but it’s the truth#I would say I enjoyed filling this out but honestly it just gave me a headache#sorry Kat :P#(okay fine it was fun OCCASIONALLY. I’m not that mean)#(if you try apologising I will bonk you on the head with a rolled up newspaper)#avatar the last airbender#ask game#not tagging any characters bc I can’t be bothered to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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GUESS WHAT
#andrew joseph white#love him#hes the author ever#i cant wait to read this#quivering in my boots#transgender autism literature of the highest caliber
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Ace would take a strap like a champ but it’d be ruined by the massive tattoo of his captain that you’d have to fucking stare at while railing him 😔
#pattering on the roof#cw.pegging#like. perfect arch. perky ass. moaning rolling back into it#old man looking at u#is it worth it idk me personally I’d insist on missionary from then on but like I’m pegging him again for sure#I NEVER wanna peg chars ace is an exception of the highest caliber so pls know just how devastated I was by this realization
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"Each of us wears our guilt differently."
Excuse me while I stare at the ceiling for hours because I've finished my reread of the series and my first read of this glorious installment.
Chances are if you're here, you like found family of misfits (queer af), angst, banter, and magic worlds. Yeah?
Ok. Don't walk. RUN to these books. If you're an audio person, highly highly recommend those. Check TW.
#the tarot sequence#kd edwards#the eidolon#queer books#queer fantasy#misfits#found family#meddling kids#asexual character#banter of the highest caliber#i love this series#books to read#urban fantasy
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The wildest thing about getting to take a photo with Tom is that it didn't feel quite real, like he wasn't a real person standing there in front of me that I was about to be right next to. I partially attribute that to how fast the line was going, but even if I had a bit more time to process, I surely would have felt the same: that a man whose life, basically, I had been following since 2013, was in the same room as me and I was mere feet away.
I was lightheaded in the moments prior to the photo, although whether due to being hungry and needed water or overwhelmed suddenly despite not feeling it before (and thrown off by the girl in front of me trying to hold a brief conversation and the crew trying to escort her away), I'm not sure. I do wonder how Tom feels about the whole thing, about how fast it went.
We greeted each other, I got to shake his hand (his hand really is big, much larger than I expected, yet when he shook mine, it didn't feel overwhelming, and he didn't crush me), he put his arm behind me and mine behind him (his coat was quite soft; my mom speculated it's a nice/fancy wool), we smiled, FLASH, I thanked him (I can't recall if he thanked me), and off I went.
While fast, definitely 100% worth it. I've never had the chance to go anywhere else he's been due to time and money, but this time, the stars aligned.
I was lucky enough to have enough income to be able to do that plus get better seating for the live show, which was also definitely worth it; I wasn't as close as I would have liked, but better than higher up—and the general seating filled up really fast, so much so that when it got delayed due to autographs (I get the sense they overbooked him, because he had to go BACK after it was done), they told us not to leave the theatre because so many people couldn't get in.
Anyway, I absolutely loved being able to hear him talk in person, and he told pretty much all new stories this time! At least, new to me, but I'm pretty sure most of them had not been told before, probably because the audience got to ask the questions (using a Google forms from the week before that was only open for twenty-four hours AND I MISSED—and they had apparently 84 questions?? Surely they could have left that open longer, then).
I really hope I get the opportunity to see him in person again in some form or fashion; i.e. I'd probably do an autograph, or if he's got enough live event, just pay for good seating for that. I don't know if I'll get so lucky a second time, and I will definitely cherish this for a long while.
#tom is probably one of the few people I'd pay this much money to see/interact with#aside from burt reynolds this is probably the highest caliber celebrity I've interacted with/been near#I don't know if tom wopat counts and im probably forgetting someone who isn't a singer from the 60s (peter noone)#megacon#megacon orlando#tom hiddleston#loki#we interrupt your regularly scheduled reblogging from 5 years ago for something completely unexpected#i will probably write this down in my journal but i reaaaalllly wanted to put this out there#idk if it'll go in the tag though lol whatever im not looking for a bunch of notes or anything#also despite tom being 6'2“ he didnt seem quite as tall as i expected and i attribute that to the fact#that i have a coworker who's six foot that ive been working with for 4 years come summer#so ive gotten used to it haha but he definitely was still tall#also i was wearing books with a bit of a heel so that took the edge off the height difference#*boots not books im not sure how i missed that#also also. his weekend look was much better than his friday look. also he looked very good in person 😌👌#it's strange now looking at old photos of him with his real hair and stubble and having a sort of cognitive dissonance#between that and what i saw yesterday 😆#my stuff
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reading this worm fanfic and having to take a break every five minutes because i hate faultline so much
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I haven't decided what faction I want my character to be from in veilguard yet, I Need More Information before I can definitively make a call. but I must admit the siren song of rocking fifth house style disturbingly no-nonsense chill in the face of horror swag with the mourn watch is very loud and potent. speakers to the dead (and the dead are savage) vibes are so strong and so tempting
#I am playing around with playing a dwarf maybe and I don't know how compatible that is going to be with mourn watch nonsense#I have never played a rouge before in these games so maybe it's time??? the crows are also high up on my list#my pattern is amell (mage in the 'act of god' category by the end of the game) -> warrior hawke (just some guy of the highest caliber)#-> mage adaar (mercenary with the soul of a gentleman scholar who was exactly the right man for the job despite initially getting hired#as like. the doorman. not chosen by fate or anything just a really nice dude with incredible social and administrative skills)#just how much of a weirdo will rook turn out to be. we can only wait to find out#will emmrich be a bit of a mentor to you if you're also a mortalitasi. that might be nice (I say with quavering hopeful voice)#right now wardens are at the bottom of my list b/c my dirty da secret is that I don't really care about the wardens and never have haha#davrin looks really interesting tho maybe seeing the wardens operating 'at home' in the anderfels will be a different experience#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#well not really but just in case!
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